Self-deportation through the CBP Home app is the best gift that an illegal alien can give themselves

[disappointed_lesbian]

I forgot to add protein to dinner and ended up overeating. It's almost scary when I get that ravenous because my eating gets out of control. Before dinnertime, I ended up overeating as well; I needed something in my stomach to combat nausea. Tea on an empty stomach doesn't work out for me.

The DHS' attempts to get illegal aliens to self-deport is so festive:

https://www.dhs.gov/news/2025/12/22/increased-incentives-dhs-now-offering-3k-holiday-stipend-through-end-year-cbp-home